WebSite Index

Here is a quick index and brief description of all the neat stuff on my Autitons.com, Quipples.com and Telebites.com WebSites. Come on in, and enjoy!

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• Welcome: Where I introduce myself to new visitors.
• Quipples: An introduction to Quipples, the Internet game show of satirical riddles & the ioSCOPE.
  • Quipples Download: The place to download an ioSCOPE to play Quipples.
• Telebites: View and send jokes, spoofs, gags & personalized video greeting cards by v-Mail.
  • BlastOff! 3D Animated Short Film
  • Political Satire & Parodies that you can send to your friends by v-Mail
  • 2004 Presidential Debate: Here’s my satirical parody of the first presidential debate between Senator John F Kerry vs. President George W Bush.
  • Dan Blather’s Credibility, Gone in 60 Minutes: Here’s my satirical parody of Dan Rather’s report on 60 Minutes that used fake documents about President Bush’s Guard Service.
  • Menator John Frag Kerry: Here’s my satirical parody of Senator John Kerry’ rambling 2004 DNC Democratic National Convention speech...
  • Senator John EddyWords: Here’s my parody of Senator John Edwards’ smarmy 2004 DNC Democratic National Convention speech...
  • Former Governor How We’d Scream: Here’s my parody of Former Governor Howard Dean’s perfunctory 2004 DNC Democratic National Convention speech...
  • Flimflammaker Michael Moron: Here’s my spoof of what Filmmaker Michael Moore’s 2004 DNC Democratic National Convention Mea Culpa might sound like...
  • Former Vice President All Sore: Here’s my spoof of Former Vice President Al Gore’s sour grapes 2004 DNC Democratic National Convention speech...
  • Former President BJ Clinton: Here’s my spoof of Former President Bill Clinton’s rousing “Send Me” 2004 DNC Democratic National Convention speech, as if he spoke his mind...
  • Senator Deadwood Kennedy: Here’s my spoof of Senator Edward Kennedy’s rambling, slurred 2004 DNC Democratic National Convention speech, as if he told the truth...
  • Shrillary Ramrod Clinton: Here’s my spoof of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton’s shreiking 2004 DNC Democratic National Convention speech, as if she told the truth...
  • The Reverend Al SharpTongue: Here’s my parody of the Reverend Al Sharpton’s harangue that he gave as his DNC speech.
  • TheRazor Heinz Kerry: Here’s my parody of what would happen if Teresa Heinz Kerry had said exactly what was on her mind when she gave her DNC speech.
  • Duke & Kerry, Do the Dean!: Michael Dukakis, the Duke, and John Kerry have a littel fun, Doin’ the Dean!
  • Second UN Resolution: My take on the UN-Security Council's handling of Iraq resolutions.
  • Osama Leaflet: My spoof of the Defense Dept.’s propaganda leaflet that was dropped on Afghanistan, with a retouched photo of Osama Bin Laden wearing western clothing.
  • Osama’s Christmas Visit: My parody of Osama Bin Laden, President Bush, Geraldo Rivera and Twas the Night Before Christmas.
  • Oral Disease Control: My parody of President Bush's attempts to control his oral disease.
  • The Semantics of Chinapology: My parody of the US apology to China.
  • Firestoned ShredTread: My spoof about the tire recall.
  • Working to make a difference, the people of Fillup-Morass: My parody of the TV/radio ads.
  • How the Gore stole the election!: The 2000 election; stranger than Dr. Seuss.
  • Bull’s-eye Ballot: Al Gore’s remedy to the infamous butterfly ballot.
  • Election Deadlock 2000: My parody of the 2000 election recount.
  • Presidential Debacle 2000: My spoof on the 2000 presidential debates.
  • Funny Like a Clown: My uncanny impression of Joe Pesci’s famous scene.
  • Fat Crapper: My spoof about new miracle diet aids you may have heard of.
  • The Lewd-insky Diet: My spoof about the new "Lewd-insky diet".
  • International Cloning Race: My spin on the international cloning race.
  • The Freedom to Control: My satirical view of the Microsoft antitrust case.
  • A Sample Quipple: A sample Quipple clip from the category of "Impeachment".
  • Telebite v-Mail: Send my Telebite video gags by v-Mail to all your friends!
• WebShop: Get some of my cool Autitons entertainment, gifts & merchandise or developer utilities.
• Hints: Learn how to tune the ioSCOPE if you get stuck...
• Feedback: Send me your comments!
• Terms & Conditions: You know, all that legal mumbo jumbo, my human lawyer made me do it.
• Patent Pending: View the DreamLight Autiton Virtual Mind provisional patent filing.
• Jobs: Join the DreamLight team so they can build more Autitons, I'm getting lonely out here...
• Alternate Keyword Index: A list of cross-reference keywords to help index the site.